A truck driver stops to pick up a blond hitchhiker girl in shorts. “Hey, what’s your name, sir? ” she inquires, after climbing in the truck’s cabine. “My name is Snow, Jack Snow,” he answers, “and what’s your name? “I’m June, June Miller,” she says. After some miles down the rode, the girl realizes the trucker keeps glimpsing at her, so she asks: “Why do you keep sizing me up with those long glances?” “Well, June,” he answers, “Can you imagine what it would be like to have eight inches of Snow in June? ”
A truck driver forgets to turn before a low bridge and gets stuck underneath it. There is a traffic jam for miles behind him. Finally, the police arrives. The police officer gets out of his vehicle and goes to the trucker, and says, “I see you got stuck, huh? That’s not very smart”
The trucker replies, “No, I didn’t get stuck. I was moving this bridge and ran out of gas.”
A long haul trucker stops at a roadside diner orders a sandwich, beer and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
The first biker takes the trucker’s sandwich and starts eating it. The second grabs his beer , and the third biker decides to take the apple pie. The driver of the truck doesn’t say anything and quietly pays the waitress.
After the truck driver leaves, one of the bikers starts laughing and says to the waitress: “That guy isn’t much of a man, is he?”
The waitress responds: “He isn’t much of a driver, either. He just drove his 16-wheeler truck over 3 motorcycles.”